"It started with a bus stop. And him being the sworn protector of that bus stop. Defending those hapless travelers who passed through to destinations unknown. But so good was this hero of justice and right that the bus stop was soon saved and it's time of need passed. And so, he journeyed to The City where there was, stuff to do. 

"And stuff indeed he did do. Battled a Russian robot out to kill Jimmy Carter. Found a stalwart sidekick in a mothman named Arthur. And then did battle with a 50 foot tall cow with flaming udders. 

"And now, as Arthur rests from that magnificent victory our hero takes stock of the new secret crime headquarters with help from the talking box and Arthur's anally retained catalogues of bad guys. But first...to the kitchen!"